There was an old man in a hat
Who felt that he looked like a twat
His face was so thin
With a stupid wide grin
And his legs were large, round and fat
There was an old man in an inn
Whose love of his life was gin
When it came to his round
He ne'er had a pound
So his mates they battered him in
There was an old man with a shoe
Who said "oh what shall I do?"
"I've got two lovely feet,
which are really neat
but only one shoe, not two"
There was a young gardener from Leeds
Whose garden was covered in weeds
He got out his hoe
And got ready to sow
A selection of interesting seeds
(C) Simon Paul, 2013
