More limericks

There was a young man with a chin

That was long and sharp and thin

The ladies would stare

Sometimes fondle his hair

Which left him in rather a spin

There was an old doctor called Brown

Who would often cycle round town

His long black hair

Caused the ladies to stare

But the men, they only could frown

I’d driven my car through mud

As such it was covered in crud

Difficult to see

I just missed the tree

But came to a stop with a thud!

(C) Simon Paul, 2013

Some Home Grown Limericks

There was an old man in a hat

Who felt that he looked like a twat

His face was so thin

With a stupid wide grin

And his legs were large, round and fat

There was an old man in an inn

Whose love of his life was gin

When it came to his round

He ne'er had a pound

So his mates they battered him in

There was an old man with a shoe

Who said "oh what shall I do?"

"I've got two lovely feet,

which are really neat

but only one shoe, not two"

There was a young gardener from Leeds

Whose garden was covered in weeds

He got out his hoe

And got ready to sow

A selection of interesting seeds

(C) Simon Paul, 2013